Saturday, May 15, 2010
Is PBR causing my BPV?
I've been a terrible friend. I apologize. My posting has been infrequent. My posting has been unpredictable. It's "peri-posting." One doesn't know how to diagnose it. It's frustrating and sweaty. Actually, not so sweaty but wait totally sweaty for all the wrong reasons. Read on and you will understand. I've been uninspired and over-scheduled. I think perhaps I've used just about every adjective that describes my generation. Yikes, it's come to that.
So. BPV? What the hell is that you ask? Here are some thoughts...
1. Baby Post Vacation
2. Bubbly Poetic Voice ***
3. Bossy Pushy Visitor
4. Bodacious Popular Vest
5. Blissfully Punk Vixen ***
6. Bottom Planted Violet
7. Blinding Planet Vector
8. Beautiful Peaceful Voyage ***
*** these indicate possible explanations for my situation. I like to think in a weird way these kind of explain my character.
However! BPV stands for Benign Positional Vertigo and hell yes, I've got it.
It sucks. I am super dizzy and it makes me feel sick. Awful. It won't last forever. Thank goodness. But for now, I have to actually explain, "I'm not walking like this because I am drunk, I am super dizzy for other reasons and watch out, I might throw up on you!"
I'd rather be drunk, that I enjoy!
Please, because a little laughter goes a LONG way, offer what you would describe as BPV. I must know! I miss all of you in a very weird way. Dizzy as I may be, I still like all of you!
And, btw PBR probably doesn't help my BPV but Holy Cow, have you met my TYA5?
Peace out and bed spins used to mean I was drunk!