Q decided to be the one to talk in the car today. Didn't ask me to shut Ernie D down, Q allowed a little background music. I think it was Pink singing "Raise Your Glass" playing on Radio Disney. I LOVE PINK and I love that song. But on Radio Disney. Hhhhmmmm. But again, I digress.
So Q had a revelation at school today. Thank God (wait not thanking for the revelation) my kids go to school. Clearly they are getting all sorts of shit out of it. And ladies and gentleman, it is not just the 3R's. Which again, 3R's (Reading, yes, Writing, uh no, and Arithmetic, totally no in the "R" arena!) Again....sorry.
Revelations and not of the religious kind. Q experienced something we have ALL experienced. My experience involves an airplane. Oh yea baby. Q was on the playground. Doing what 4th graders do. Acting like dorks. Just kidding. Playing football, picking their noses, acting cool around the cute girls and then crying when they don't get their way. An adorable bunch.
Q walked through a fart. It was a first for him. In his words.....
Q: "Hey, you know how people fart just randomly."
Me: "Yes, that is kind of how it happens."
Q: " Well, today when I was on the playground, someone must have farted."
Me: " Really?"
Q: "Yes, because I was out there and I walked through something that smelled disgusting. It was a fart cloud."
Me: "Right on, so you had a good day?"
Let's go ahead and add "Raise your Glass " by Pink to my life soundtrack because....why wouldn't I?
i read this in the morning with my 5 by my side. watched Pink. he wanted to see it again and again... first beiber, now this?!
ReplyDeletedisney must own her music or company or something, otherwise i would question their choices in the whole milk your mothers scene and you know, the notion that kids should be skating with beers in their hands and stuff... heh.